Yet another generic, pseudo-gastro bar...
"hello, have you got any real ale". "Yes, "we've got Bombardier". "We'll, great, three pints of Bombardier then please". "Sorry, it's off"! "It's okay though, you can have two cocktails for £6.95". "well, that more than makes up for our disappointment". "Thank you so much".
Apart from the bar maids "boyfriend" who was sitting disinterestedly at the bar, we were the only ones in there. Give this one a swerve.
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